Hagerfiker Intelligence Unit Successful operation against Woyane!

All of Woyanes emails are surrounded!

(Satire)

Hagerfiker Radio would like to publicly thank Ethiopian Review for being kind enough to give our Intelligence Unit a one week intensive training on how to intercept emails. Inspired by the work done by Ethiopian Review Intelligence unit intercepting the email written to Dr Taye (Click here to read that email), we (at Hagerfiker Radio) took the lessons from our training with the ER Intelligence Unit and intercepted an email from Prime Minister Meles sent to Ato Abaye Tsehaye and Ato Seyoum Mesfin.

Below you will find the email we intercepted. It is revealing and telling. You would not have belived us unless we were able to provide the proof.

Date: Mon, 24 Oct 2007 18:53:52 -0400
From: Meles.ZenawiI@PrimeminsterForLIFE.COM
Subject: Plan on how to steal the seats in Parliament currently held by CUD and other
To: Abaye.Tsehaye@SurroundedbyONLF.com, Seyoum.Mesfin@MFA.com

Dear Comrades,

As you know our plan on consolidating power is going as planned. The CUD in North America have done such a good job that I am thinking about giving them a bonus.

I am writing this because I want to go over our plan to make sure we are on the same page regarding how we are going to steal the seats in the Parliament. As planned when the CUD representatives go to lunch on Friday, Seyoum will drive into the Parliament compound with a rented truck. Abaye you are in charge of grabbing the seats (that the CUD guys sit in) and take them to the back side of the building (Abaye make sure to put on that Hailu Shawel mask I gave you for Christmas to cover your face). Seyoum when the Parliament clock rings at quarter past the hour you will take the truck to the backside of the building and whistle three times so that Abaye will know it is you (Seyoum make sure you whistle in Tigringna so the locals will not understand what you meant by your whistle). When Abaye opens the door, you guys need to quickly put the seats in the truck and get out of there as quickly as possible.

Remember, nobody can see this or they will accuse us of stealing the CUD seats. If this plan is executed perfectly, we will have a totally 100% EPRDF Parliament and we will be able to pass whatever bill we want. As agreed the first two weeks, the chairs will stay in Abaye's garage and the second week Seyoum will take them to his garage until the next election. If we do a good job hiding the seats, they will not be able to find them for the next election. That will guarantee another 5 years of CUD free parliament!

Make sure you delete this email after you read it because I have heard that the Ethiopian Review Intelligence Unit is performing miracles and they may intercept our communication.

Melese Zenawi PM FOR LIFE!

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